Kate/Female/18/New Mexico
Call me anything you want, except a communist. That's just insulting.

This blog consists mostly of Homestuck, Animal Crossing, kittens, and my own stupid sense of humor.

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Why do gay guys use so much lube during sex? Whats it like without it?
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ohfuckyaoi:

tmirai:

ackanime:

sherlockedinthetardiswithcrowley:

ikeaner-notp:

ohfuckyaoi:

THIS NEEDS WAY MORE NOTES

DEAR STRAIGHT BOYS THIS IS FOR YOU TOO MOTHERFUCKERS

I have to reblog this…no I MUST reblog this.

Lube is love, y’all.

I cant believe this is still going.

tskiyamas:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

OK SERPOISULY IF ONE OF YOU GUYS REBLOGS THIS POST ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO FUCKING SHOVE A FUCKING WHALE’S ASSHOLE IN YOUR THROAT. TTHIS HAPPENED IN FUCKING AAPRIL. APRIL. LET THIS POST DIE. PLEASE /. THE CAESAR GUY IS GONE. DEAD. NONEXISTANT. SAY GOODBYE TO HIM BEC AUSE HE IS NEVER RETURNING . 5 MONTHS LATER AND I STILL GET CAESAR MESSGAES. STOP TIHIS. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. IT’ S TIME TO LET IT GO

tskiyamas:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

OK SERPOISULY IF ONE OF YOU GUYS REBLOGS THIS POST ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO FUCKING SHOVE A FUCKING WHALE’S ASSHOLE IN YOUR THROAT. TTHIS HAPPENED IN FUCKING AAPRIL. APRIL. LET THIS POST DIE. PLEASE /. THE CAESAR GUY IS GONE. DEAD. NONEXISTANT. SAY GOODBYE TO HIM BEC AUSE HE IS NEVER RETURNING . 5 MONTHS LATER AND I STILL GET CAESAR MESSGAES. STOP TIHIS. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. IT’ S TIME TO LET IT GO

mage-of-kick-ass:

I lost 5 followers >

follow this beautiful person please

Cat Emotes

mabel-syrup:

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oK THE END

THERES PROBABLY MORE AND IF SO JUST REBLOG THIS AND ADD ON OR SOMETHING

YOU GUYS BETTER LOVE ME FOR THIS IT TOOK ME FOREVER

What the Signs Mean When They Say “LOL”

shitthesignssay:

Aries- You are funny, I enjoy you for this moment. I’m funnier, though.

Taurus- I am snorting but there’s no polite way to type that.

Gemini- Nothing. I LOL at everything.

Cancer- You think you’re funny but I ain’t laughing.

Leo- I need new friends because, wow, you are some weak ass shit.

Virgo- I’m trying to make it seem like I’m being friendly, but I’m actually kind of serious.

Libra- I find this amusing, but I never know how many ha’s to write for laughter. It’s like code or something.

Scorpio- I’m either sitting in silence or smiling.

Sagittarius- This is funny. I am actually LOL’ing

Capricorn- Laughing at your jokes seems like proper procedure, so I’m writing it and then quickly changing the subject of our conversation.

Aquarius- Shut up, I’m done talking. Do I even know you

Pisces- I feel like this is a genuine contribution to our conversation. I really hope you agree.

latte-dah:

GHIRAHIM WITH MESSY HAIR

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It’s on like

gatorgutsart:

This fox scares the piss out of me but this joke has been in my head the past two days, so fuck it.

gatorgutsart:

This fox scares the piss out of me but this joke has been in my head the past two days, so fuck it.

krunkidile:

oldroots:

"hahah thems the rules kiss my ass nerds"

im sorry for making all of these comics one after the other i’m gonna make one more and have a break i swear lmao

I see shit like this, and it helps me with the massive anxiety attacks this game has brought me without even playing it.

Reblog if your parents have ever:

madam-squishy:

- pointed out acne
- treated you like a little slave (you get them EVERYTHING)
- made fun of people who you idolize
- made you feel like an outcast
- ever called you a mistake or worthless
- forced you to go to a place where you weren’t comfortable
- made jokes about your weight
- made you cry
- made you break down
- made you feel like you were all alone
If so I’m going to send each and everyone of you a message!

twistedtwinsproductions:




I am in tears laughing at this. It only gets funnier the longer you look at it.

twistedtwinsproductions:

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I am in tears laughing at this. It only gets funnier the longer you look at it.

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that

kyian:

Iconic

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